He seems like an all right guy

I must be part Polish

We did it! We stopped the weather!

Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

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I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

What future?

I, for one, can’t wait to feel even more empty inside :D

What is “DEE MEAT”?

Please, no

Somehow this giant mech robot still shits everywhere

Yea, dropping bombs on mosques, schools, and hospitals is pretty ambiguous

Well, a heart doctor isn’t a heart that’s a doctor. It’s a doctor that works on hearts.

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

Yolo is the county. My friends and I would always shout it while driving by the sign.

Damn, guess they’ll have to point the hurricanes at Texas or something

Remember picking stuff out after a dentist appointment? They always had those cool ass airplanes.

Why would he do this when democrats can control the weather?

You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work

He has all the cards but everyone is playing chess