First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn’t filling up all the way to the fill cap.

Ah, red falcon, I don’t miss you.

Shan’t not

What kind of maniac takes another man’s milk hostage?

Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

😊

The main problem is the two power poles constraining the space, and the lack of council space from property boundaries.

But a peanut shape will fix it. 90 seconds in MS paint. Civil engineering degree plz.

There’s a similarly weird roundabout near me, we call the peanut, or the bean, and it works fine.

It’s just like a regular roundabout undergoing mitosis

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If you don’t want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.

Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

French? Yeesh, nuff said

We can go further. We could take away your fancy "URL"s and just use IP addresses for navigation.

Heck, we could do away with TCP/IP altogether and network over serial. It’s a perfectly functional protocol with several baud rates to choose from. I like ol’ reliable 9600, but I sometimes dabble in 115200 when I’m feeling adventurous.

Noo I’m using the dialup!

They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croaker and we’d be stuck Croaking things

Masturbate, back to sleep.